BRACE YOURSELVES, WEDDING SEASON IS COMING

Otherwise also known as "time to get my sht together and/or lie about what I've been up to as of late and/or fend off "do you have a boyfriend yet" questions" season. (Sidenote, shout out to my mom for countering "does your daughter have a boyfriend yet" questions with "BUT SHE'S ONLY 22??¿?¿¿¿?" Only. Only. Only.)

A few weeks ago, I was ecstatic to find out that one of my cousins is getting married in May. It was all fun and games until I spent hours scouring the web for the ~perfect dresses~ to wear to the event without any luck (ASOS, Y U FAIL ME???). Dress anxiety quickly escalated into makeup/beauty anxiety—"HOW IS MY EYEBROW GAME STILL NOT ON POINT YET??", "fALSE EYELASHES?? DO I NEED THOSE???", "WHY DO MY ARMS RESEMBLE DELECTABLE TURKEY WINGS?", and "IS IT EVEN PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE FOR ME TO BE MORE GORGEOUS THAN I AM RIGHT NOW??"

Anyways, this week's daily posts will revolve around me trying to get my sht together in the beauty department—experiments in finally tackling my brows, figuring out to apply false lashes on myself without looking like Nicki Minaj (i.e. basically like this), getting my nail polish to stop smudging and other shenanigans.

QUESTIONS FOR YOU GUYS THOUGH: 

BROW PRODUCT RECOMMENDATIONS? 
BEST CRUELTY FREE POLISH BRANDS? 
BEST PLACES TO SHOP FOR DRESSES BESIDES ASOS AND MODCLOTH?? 
HOW DOES ONE ACQUIRE A BOYFRIEND?

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