That time I lost my glasses to the ocean because I'm an idiot. (An idiot who just wanted to see where she was going while kayaking in rough waters while Snapchatting the adventure, aite??)(But yeah, I also dropped my phone in the ocean for a few seconds. SO BASICALLY THE LESSON HERE IS DON'T LEAVE THE HOUSE)
That time I ended up in South Korea and didn't land a chaebol.
(For those unfamiliar with the world of Korean dramas, the 'chaebol' archetype is basically an individual who is ~really, really ridiculously good looking~ who also happens to be ~ridiculously rich~ because they are heir to a ~ridiculously wealthy~ company. Ridiculous, I know. But based on the number of chaebols in kdramas, you'd assume half the population was secretly wealthy)
(Seriously, does anyone want one of my organs? YOURS FOR ONLY SEVERAL HUNDRED THOUSAND CANADIAN DOLLARS)(Get it now while the Canadian dollar is weak tho amirite)
A lot has happened since my last post, but most importantly, I finally followed DJ Khaled on Snapchat. (I mean, irrelevant but Wet n Wild??? SPECIAL CLOTH ALERT. THEY DON'T WANT US TO HAVE AFFORDABLE MAKEUP, SO WE GON' HAVE AFFORDABLE MAKEUP. DON'T EVER PLAY YOURSELF)(IDK anymore, guys. I can't stop)